I win because Tumblr has found many different ways of typing the word 'fork'.
I win because I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue, I'm sorry about all the things I said to you, and I know I can't take it back; I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds, and baby, the way you make my world go 'round, and I just wanted to say: I'm sorry.
I win because I went in it because that's one of the things you're supposed to tag your fork post with.
I win because Happy New Year, everyone! :D
I win because i say so anyone else who posts after me will get a pokeSTD