If you believe in the flying spaghetti monster post this in your sig. Don't just ignore this because he says if you deny me I will deny you in front of the beer volcano.
I win because when I hear your voice, it's drowning in a whisper; just skin and bones. There's nothing left to take, and no matter what I do, I can't make you feel better. If only I could find the answer to help me understand... sometimes I wish I could save you, and there's just so many things that I want you to know...
I win because one day, I will think of a very poetic phrase and post it here and make all you guys think it's a song. :P
I win because of GIFs.
I win because my phone is running out of charge again...
I win for transatlantic messages.
I win because I hate it when people rush through things without paying attention to details.
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I win because of post quotes.
Case open, Case shut
I win because nobody said it was easy; it's such a shame for us to part. Nobody said it was easy; no one ever said it would be so hard... I'm going back to the start.
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