I win because things are going to get confusing.
I win for context.
<Wins cause<is surprised^didn't figure that out when Charles tells Ichika to turn around while changing
<Wins for adding text to bottom of <'s signature
I win because I see a unusual amount of guests for this time of the night, again.
I win because in an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe.
<Wins cause Knock Out you still have 3 claims in my claim thread
I win because sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree...?