Win because ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP, QRS, TUV, WX, Y AND Z. now i know my abc's next time wont you let me win.
I win because meh.
I win because such a lonely day shouldn't exist, it's a day that I'll never miss; such a lonely day, and it's mine, the most loneliest day of my life.
I win because welcome to the soldier side, there is no one here but me; people all grow up to die, there is no one here but me.
I win because it's 5:15pm
I win because U WOT M8
I win because time to clean
I win because I may change my avatar again
I win because my room is strangely devoid of alpacas as well. It makes me a little uneasy.