I win because of hopeful expectations vs sad reality.
I win for being very whiny throughout my fishbowl reflection. My teacher won't be happy.
I win because I ripped off two corners of my eraser.
I win for being very sleepy.
I win because what are you supposed to say if your teacher comes up to you alone and accuses you of not liking them?
I win because of OSTs.
I win because of sleep.
I win because of Gerald Ford.