I win because one of the weapons in Homestuck is a hammer that stops time.
Think about that for a moment.
I win cause @Midorikawa; can you please pm me?
I win. Simple.
Someone please make me a signature.
I win cause @Knock Out; Don't try and go for OceanicWildfire.
I win because of bullying.
i lose cuz im hungry
no im winning cheese fries