I win because I just realized Midori's avatar was a long-haired man... XD
Eh, I got an Unsettling Gender Reveal!
I win because printer, why are you acting so weird?
That you did! XD
And I win cause I caught the hidden grotto mincinno, and named him Felipe. And to top it off he's adamant which ain't too bad. :3
I win because you take my self, you take my self-control...