After a long wait, here comes the most advanced and most critically-aclaimed upgrade yet!
The rules are simple: Whoever is the last poster is the thread winner. However, you lose the bragging rights of being a winner the second someone else posts after you. And of course, all your posts must have some reference to "winning" somewhere in it, or you won't steal the win.
Of course the regular Forum and Fun and Games rules apply, so spam is a no-no.
Have fun trying to keep up with how many times I will be the winner!
NOTE: New thread on the way. Any others created before it arrives will be deleted.