I win because I'm debating whether I should eat crescent rolls now or at 7
:scared:I win because I don't know what to post in the PRP.
I win because I finally told my mother about something I should have told her long ago.
I win for no reason.
You were warned, humans. EXTERMINATE!!
*wins because I exterminated you all*
I win because I'm no human...I'm a Gundam!
...or am I a Magical Boy? Gosh, I don't even know anymore.
This conversation is irrelevant, but proves me victorious nonetheless.
*casually exterminates Hypersonic anyway*
I win because I'm surprised somebody else joined my mafia game.
I win because of GIGA DRILL BREAK!
(yes, it's not "breaker"! Don't believe the lies!)
I am victorious, for I have exterminated this game and Giga Drill Break you speak of!
I win for being hungry.