I win because of nicknames.
I win because, look in my eyes, what do you see? The cult of personality.
I win, wot.
I win, cause I feel my hair is starting to look stupid. Maybe its my chin hair with it making me say that, but eh.
I win because sometimes I just don't feel like caring about anything.
I win cause my bank of america app is pissing me off. >_>
I win because c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-cold
I win, cause yay, my phone/the app finally accept the paycheck pictures.
I win because of Skype.
I win because I need to go to the store but I don't want to get up