Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

I win, cause I don't really see why my store felt the need to already put out Easter candy. Especially considering it was done two days after Christmas.

I win because I'm full of myself, just like a matryoshka doll.

I win cause coffee seems to have given me the energy I needed.

I win because I get my energy from batteries.

I would too, but I'm not sticking those anywhere on me so.

I win.

I win because Hilda is awesome.

I win because The Miz not me is awesome.

I win because Frank Welker is awesome.

I win because I'm very good at wasting time.

I win because of fusion.

I win because of annoying people.

But its in my jeans, I can't help it.

I win.

Not you.

I win.

Suuuuuure, that's what they all say.

I win.

No, no... Really!

I win because I'm finally getting around to installing Microsoft Office on my laptop.