Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

I win because I am charlie sheen.

I win because I am Iron Man.

I win because I'm not sure what I should do today.

I win because I can't believe I'm having trouble with Catherine normal mode...

I win cause USDM Beats JDM

I win because ewww, onions. X_X

I win cause I am naturally superior.

I win because I have been posting here since last year. Well, different version, but regardless.

I win because I've been posting here since I joined

I win because of cooooldness.

I win cuz that is irrelevant.

I win because stay away from me, stay away from me now... unless you're gonna see, unless you're gonna see me out; no, I can't dance, unless it's slow or sad, to a song that's far less obvious; and you're using me, do it slowly, make it last until I have to go.

I win because I am superior.

I win because if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the "No"s on their vacancy signs; if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I'll follow you into the dark.

I win because i have to go to the store soon