Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

I win because *sighs*

I win. Rio, speak your mind. The matter is..?

N-nah, it's fine.

I win.

Don't be shy...

I win, wot.

I win because uh.....

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I win for turkeys....

I win because of cake.

I win for chocolate brownies.

I'm back! I've not posted here in a while.

I win because welcome back, then.

I win because I just carried a bunch of heavy bags home from the store and still have to do more shopping

I win because banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
These are without a doubt the most sophisticated lyrics I've ever quoted.

I win because I'm off to the store again

I win because I'm done with school for the week.

I win because of rainy days.