Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

I win because this is my way out of saying goodbye, because I can't do it face to face, so I'm talking to you before it's too late.

Ahem, I win, wot.

iwin!

I win because of music.

I win because with your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin it, yeah; your head will collapse if there's nothing in it, and you'll ask yourself, "Where is my mind?"

I win because of tumblr

I win because of blogs.

I win because of Adolf K. Weismann. XD

I win because of odd stuff.

I win because of distorted perceptions.

I win because of distorted Perceptors.

I win because Edgar says so.

Ha! Nay, I win.

Iwin because of Zexal

I win because I'm pissed at my mother right now.