Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

I win because:

I'm Batman.

I win because of posting.

I win because ahem.

I win for having my Media Player playing music from my library in a random order. The current song is "Pokérap GS" from the album "Pokémon X - Ten Years Of Pokémon"

I win because I had an awesome idea earlier, then I forgot it.

I win because now one of the many versions of "Bad Apple" I have is playing.

I win because hmm~ I think I remember my idea~!

I win because I'm now listening to "Lucy" by Skillet.

I win because I'm listening to Typing by The Keyboard.

Wot.

I win for couches.

I win because wot.

I win for no reason at all.

I win because hmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hmm, dammit!

What is it Knock Out?

I win.

Nothing. Now go to sleep, and let Pop Knocks have that win!