I win for my wonderwall.
You know who you are.
I win because I see
I win for staying up late last night.
I win because of bad animation... and CG effects
What the line through usernames mean. Iwin
I win because of cake.
I win cause Midori,I suck.
I win because I just Google translated Wheatley's user title, and it said "Fool was expelled". :P
For example, here is a conversation between two users I made up, plus one made-up mod to stop it:
Apple Pie: Hey, anyone here?
Some Jerk Who lives Next Door: Yo dip! Gimme your threads!
Apple Pie: No!
SJWLND: Do this or you will remove your avatar!
Me: You two stop before a mod shows up!
SJWLND: Butt out!
Me: You wanna get banned, go ahead. Not like anyone'll miss you.
Chaos: Thank you, Leavanny, for warning him. Now, he deserves a permaban.
Apple Pie: Th-Thanks for the mod-save, Leavanny! I owe you a mod-save!
Me: No big deal. Might happen again soon.
Some Jerk Who Lives Next Door gets banned.
Apple Pie leaves.
Chaos: You saved me a thorough search on the thread! I owe you a thread search here!
Me: Aww, thanks!
Apple Pie returns.
Apple Pie: Oh, yeah, I forgot, that guy completely spammed the gif thread.
I win for that is a perfect example of getting banned (minus the little no-: bits.).
I win because I might log off to play Sims 3