Thread: Last Poster Wins [v5]

I win because sewaddle can stitch it up tight

I win because you keep on making me think of things >.<

I win because my life is plastic, it's so fantastic.

I win because I wear loads of eyeliner

I win because you gave me the win in exchange for my bedroom.

I win because no I didn't, I can still win. Therefore I win

I win because Every girls got a makeup bag they hold a secret world bet you didn't know about

I win because that sounded like lyrics from a song

I win because you say that you wanna know me inside out you say you really care about me but if you wanna discover what a girls about gotta get to know her intimately

O.o
I win because I just do man

I win the first one was a sweet one second one was a blast soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast you can see 'em in my teeth tell it when I talk had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I win because...you're weird. but in a good way

I win because tell me, why'd you have to go and make me so constipated 'cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,

I win because I can't Caprizant.

I win because Try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide said not to stand, but that's a demand, that I couldn't meet, I got on my feet, and stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!