Thread: Last Poster Wins [v5]

I win because hot chocolate.

I win because I'm gonna take this sack of puppies, gonna set it out to freeze, I'm gonna climb around on all fours until the blood falls out my knees.

I win because ^^'s avatar is weird.

I win because nothing lasts forever, that's the way it's gotta be, there's a great black wave in the middle of the sea.

I win because of Cap's creativity.

I win because all the reasons I gave were just lies to buy myself some time.

I win because time cannot be bought, spent, or killed, only wasted.

I win because I'm going to blackmail Joltik.

I win because true love only comes around once in a lifetime, you should go for it.

I win because I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise: I know that you have because there's magic in my eyes.

I win because:

I win because Cap quotes songs.

I win.

I win because:

Originally Posted by Arcturus

I win because:

I win because ^changed their username again.