Thread: Last Poster Wins [v5]

Originally Posted by Deox-Y

I win because it happened two years ago, in a lab, by a guy named Eric. Unless you're Lief Eriksson, it wasn't you.

Full name: Lief Erikkson Katano
I win because I broke into the case like any skilled thief can.

I win because the announcer on SSBB told me I won.

I win because the announcer on Brawl told me I did.

I win because Anthony will hold his saw-hand to your neck.

I win because I will just freeze him.

I win because Anthony will just fire a Thunderbolt at the ground next to him, which will start a fire that will unfreeze him, if he doesn't just use his motors to break out.

Originally Posted by Lief

Originally Posted by mwto

Why did you originally put yourself? I win.

Because I didn't know you wanted it to be "legal", Deox-Y was taken, and FoO&NA was forgotten 'bout.
I win.

Is being paired with me that bad. I win.

No, I just removed myself from all possible ships.
I win.

You've already been shipped so I win.

You also got shipped.
So I win.

It's still not official. *takes back win*

I win because neither of you know the first thing about love.

*Steals win while distracted by love again*

So true.
*prevents stealing of win by ^* I ain't distracted by love, you fool.
I is the winner.

I win because you must be 13 or older to win.