I win because hello?~
I win because hi.
I win because I dunno why, but that makes me a little happier.
I win because I have to choose a language to study.
I win because the options are:
I win because why would you have to go soon?
Ohhh, OK. I win.
I win for having plans for another claim thread
I win because my OoT Shadow Link always waited for me to attack before launching a vicious counterattack with his sword, but I was told he jumps on you from the beginning. I had to put away my sword and rely on the hammer to beat him.
I win cause I beat^using only the sword and crouching