I win because I'm going to look at something for my final six minutes on here tonight.
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I win for trying to make a post interesting
I win because I think Ninjask is actually cute.
I win for having a harem that'd take nearly two weeks to type out the near 4,000 names
I win because... my list of favourites is nothing compared to that. o_o
I win cause some of <'s harem has
in it and^is just the start there are 3,968 others that have joined the ones above
I win cause maybe one day I'll post my entire 4,000 harem members
I win because I could probably count my harem with the fingers of my hands.