Thread: Last Poster Wins [v5]

*holds Fab's purse* Oh hey look, the win. *silently takes win*

Originally Posted by FABuLUSH!

Yo, Lief, hold my purse.

Bitch your baby's daddy ain't my baby's daddy. He just a sugar daddy. Bitch, I bet he pimps you out on the corner. He all like "HOLLA HOLLA GOT A FRESH BITCH"

I win

Aww, dassit bitch, we throwin' down.

*drop kick*

I win because we are so terrible.

I win because y u guys fight?

I must admit I'm pretty poor at being black myself. How about we shake on it and get a pint, sir?

I win

Originally Posted by FABuLUSH!

I must admit I'm pretty poor at being black myself. How about we shake on it and get a pint, sir?

I win

What about a Scottish-style pub brawl?

Which I'm going to lose so hard but I win anyway.

I win because @_@

Originally Posted by Jack Pschitt

What about a Scottish-style pub brawl?

Which I'm going to lose so hard but I win anyway.

the fuck you call me mum? I'll fuckin kill you, ya Mercian bastard!

I win

I win because this is a no fighting zone

Originally Posted by mwto

I win because this is a no fighting zone

I'll kill the lot of ya!

I win

I win because yeah, it is. What do you think we're fighting for?

Now c'mere, Fab, you bloody mump-tosser.

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I win because what's going on guys~?

Originally Posted by NfiNity

I win because what's going on guys~?

I win because Fab and Jack are fighting

*looks around pub*

Get Jack a pint, he's one of us!

"One of us! One of us!"

I win

I win because you'd best be scramming. Fab and I are about to throw down Scot-style.

Originally Posted by mwto

Originally Posted by NfiNity

I win because what's going on guys~?

I win because Fab and Jack are fighting

Why on earth are they doing that?

I win.