Thread: Last Poster Wins [v5]

I win because I prefer to drift away from this card duel.

I win because of.... MACHU MACH!

What about... Primus, in Attack Mode?

I win because you can't beat Primus.

I win because I really want ice cream.

I win because Choco Meteor beats all.

I win because I AM NIDOKING

Primus is the size of a planet, and can turn into one. He created the Transformers with nothing but his mind.

I win because meteors cannot harm him.

I win because then I activate the Magick Card Lightning Vortex!
He's killed due to da rules.

I win because you'd need something that can destroy an entire planet to kill Primus, and even then, all of his alternate-universe counterparts, including himself, have a singular, hive mind, so you'd need to kill him across every universe.

And he's got a great smile.

I win because let me be with you~ oh, oh, yeah~!

I win because of giant robots that ride motorcycles that turn into slightly less giant robots:

I win because Leif is correct :D NOW LETS GO GET SOME #$^#ING FROSTED FLAKES

I win because of blogs.

I win because Primus can close a black hole. Let's see your cards do that.

*closes black hole with Exodia*
HA.
I win because there is no Leif, only Lief.