I win because Mellon Collie has an infinite sadness.
I win because the dog is not interested into cats no more.....now the dog wants a jaguar
I win because spaceboy, I missed you spinning around my head, and any way you choose me, you'll break instead.
I win because this sounds awesome:
I win because I just realized how brave and daring Ghetsis is with his hobbies.
I win because overdrive, we're going life or death, two strangers, no relation, on the mend.