Thread: Last Poster Wins [v5]

I win because it's my bulbaversary

I win because I have been here longer than you, and you didn't steal the win.

I win for having more posts than ^ when I've only been here for a month

I win because you lie, you have totally been here since May, and it is now July. Let's do the simple math, July, the 7th month, is how many months past May, the 5th month. we can find this one out by subtraction, 7-5=2, so you must have been here for 2 months. Also, you still didn't steal the win from me.

I joined May 30th, so if you do the math I have been here for a little over a month at 42 days. I win

I win because I've been here for close to a year.

I win because I want to know where ^ posts to get so many

I wen becaisw i cawn.

I win because of the thread I'm viewing

Guess that means I can take the win since I'm the only one viewing this thread now :P

I win due to constantly popping back here to keep my win

I win for ^ not being here to take the win, and no one still stealing my win in a volcanic fissure.

I win goodnight

Originally Posted by NfiNity

Haha, that sounds kinda odd.

I win for working on my fanfic right now.

Oh dear Cosmos, she's actually doing it?!
I win because I'm writing a comic. With many made-up cards. All based off of/related to Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest.

I win because no matter how many times I post, my count hardly ever goes up. (seriously, my post count has been stuck at 484 for days even though I've posted at least a couple dozen times.)

I also win because I checked my actual list of posts on my profile, and I've had about 500 since June (yes, last month). That's not even counting the couple years before that. My post count is seriously glitched up.