Cap, will you have this woman to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, never deny her, and forsaking all others, keep you only unto her, never let another man (especially Arcturus) near her, for so long as you both shall live?
Fin-fin, will you have this man to be your wedded husband, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, never deny him, like all his posts and any that talk of your love for eachother, and forsaking all others, keep you only unto him, and him unto you, so long as you both shall live?
Take hands and repeat after me: I, Caprizant, take you, Fin-chan to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, to love and to cherish, to never deny my love for again, from this day forward.
I, NfiNity, take you, Pac-cap, to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, to love and to cherish, to never deny my love for again, from this day forward.
Do you have a ring for the bride? Please place the ring on the bride's finger and say: With this ring, I thee wed my lovely Fin-chan.
Is there a ring for the groom? Please place the ring on the groom's finger and say: With this ring I thee wed my dearest Pac-cap
Let these rings be given and received as a token of your affection, sincerity, no denying, and fidelity to one another.
In as much as Caprizant and NfiNity have consented together in wedlock and have witnessed the same before this company, and pledged their vows to each other, and indirectly stated to be canon, by the authority vested in me by the Planetary Pit Stop, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.