Thread: Last Poster Wins [v5]

I win because I'm riding a bicycle and thus actually giving a true reason to win this race instead of using it as a weird shipping thread and then somehow relating that to winning a race.

I don't get it either, so I win.

You two get your own wedding of course two, but I was talking about what Truthseeker4449 wanted. I win

I win because I win because I win because I lose.

I win because my signature has been found to like progressive metal, thrash metal, and progressive rock.

I win because I never wanted a wedding in the first place.

I win because I don't watch my little pony

I win because me neither.

Tell Bakura's Lover that you want to wait a while longer for the wedding, you did just become canon after all. I win.

I win because I do watch My Little Pony.

^^Why would I tell Luma that?
^Wuss.
I win because White Mages are cuuuuute.

I win because My Little Pony is the manliest show ever.

I win because if I had a million dollars, I'd still eat Kraft dinner.

^^
I win because if I had a million dollars, I'd still eat peanut butter and jelly.

I win because if I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store.