Last Poster Wins [v5]

I win because I want to play zoo tycoon

I win because Basic Channel are geniuses.

I win because I'm almost a genius

I win because I'm not a genius, however that works.

I win for having an IQ of 136

I win because I don't know what my IQ is.

I win because that's what those free IQ tests over the Internet claim.

I win because do they know what they're doing?

I win because I've never really looked into whether they do, but it's not like I take those tests for anything more than entertainment.

Ah.
I win because of diamond swords.

I didn't take an Internet one. I took one a paychology teacher gave me

I win

Mw-mw's score is very likely more legitimate, though.

I win because of Ferrous the Ferrothorn.

EDIT: ^ There you go, more legitimate.

I win

Ah.
I win because of Luke the Dewott.

Ah.
I win because of Luke the Dewott.