Thread: If the user above wrote a novel...

The Consequences of Card Games, how someone can lose their soul from senseless entertainment methods.

Lolitias, the story of a man's forbidden lust for a young Latias, and the later regret of his actions he feels once he realizes the wrong he's done to her.

Explosion - your epic guide on how to make an epic selfdestruct

Hobo Sapiens, a fiction story on how the homeless take over the world.

How To Not Be Me, a how-to guide on how not to be ^. As if you didn't infer that from the title.

Of Mice and Shipping, how to ship a random person with someone else for the lolz.

Deoxys Shrugged, a novel about a young man's adventures with some of the rarest Pokémon to ever exist and their attempts to bring about major reforms in the Pokémon League through a massive strike.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Fun & Games, how to excel in the forum where posts don't count.

Catch-380, the story of the narrator's first time meeting and catching a Latias, eventually leading to a close and dirty relationship. Towards the middle, the narrator is shipped off overseas to fight in a war, and the Latias must cope with her fears of her husband being killed in combat whilst simultaneously attempting to find her long-lost brother Latios.

Pit Stop Perils, a compilation of all the adventures the members of ^'s sogro have been on, including their battle against the mighty Dýrið.

What Wouldn't You Do For A Rainbow Afro? A list and description of all the things you shouldn't do unless you want a horrible hairstyle.

Strangeness And Sanity, a book of unrelated anecdotes, many of which have to do with Dýrið and shipping.

How To Avoid Gender Stereotypes, on how to do just that.

The Angelic Deoxys, a novel about ^ traveling across the pokemon world. Comes with a free forklift just so you can carry it around! (it weighs at least 300 lbs.)

You Have Been Sacked, how to be a hardcore Valve fan and how to sack someone.