Thread: If the user above wrote a novel...

Based on their avatar/signature/etc., what would its title be/what would it be about?

Since the user above me doesn't exist, their novel would presumably be blank.

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The novel would be called What's Going On, and it would be based around the concept of switching letters at the start of words. And the fish tacos.

BAD PUN ALERT: This is a novel idea.

How to destroy the world tin 12 easy steps

My Life With A Cute Parasite, an autobiography with an attached guide on how to pick up electrically charged ticks.

McDonald's In Space, a guide on decent restaurants found in the solar system.

The Strangest Crossover Ever Told, about a Raichu and a tish faco that attend Shibusen together.

It would be a new Death Note novel based on L's life upside down

An Encyclopedia of the World's Hottest Guys, showing all of the guys she's ever put in her avatar and more. I'd read it. XD

Why N is so wonderful, comes with a free crane to carry it around.

From Good to Evil: The Ike and Ashnard Chronicles, a series that.... Lasts for eternity.

My Long Flight, an autobiography about the oddly long time she spent flying with N. Tsuzuki joins them around the middle of the book.

How to kill a Count and become a Count, a book on how to steal a "throne".

The Art of Love and Balance, in which our protagonist NfiNity tries discovering love and saving the world at the same time.

This Cocaine Feels Like I'm On This Book, a history of System of a Down and its members.

When The Jester Became King, foreword by Count Bleck. "Please don't destroy me... Said Count Bleck."