Time to maul Super Mario Galaxy:
1. Mario would be a superhero that is incredibly muscular/stupid.
2. The Lumas would be pieces of foam with microphones inside.
3. Peach would have to be played by some dumb blond and try to attract the " stupid college guy".
4. Bowser would be a dragon that spits out profanity, not fire.
5. Goombas would be replaced by Goonbas, which are real criminals.
6. Finally, the movie would be called " Space And a Dumb Plumber and a Dumb Blond"
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