lol I miss everything *licks the ceiling*
lol I miss everything *licks the ceiling*
crunch munch chew chew snuffle slurp crunch munch chomp chomp gobble gulp
*Yawns* I'm tired...
Hey, guys..?
I have no idea why I even pretend to be human...
Why do you continue to do so then?
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I don't know! It's extremely uncomfortable to have such a flawed body...
What do you mean by flawed?
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All these little biological and anatomical idiosyncrasies that I have to put up with, such as using my legs. I never have to use them in my natural state.
Uh, thanks, but I don't really look like this.
Ah. I'm sorry for asking, but what is your natural state?
Jim, I would imagine your face bears some resemblance to France's right now...
*Sits down and begins to play*
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Uh, hold up. I'm not comfortable with showing you all, but I am a dragon. That's all I can really say, other than the fact that my legs are useless. I'm in constant flight.
An Asian dragon, European Dragon or some other dragon I am not familiar with?
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Neither. I have feathers and scales, but a short snout and wings that don't flap. I levitate.
I don't have a serpentine body, and my tail is kinda short.
This is all rather confusing...Does your species not have a name?
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