Can you bake the apples into some sort of tart or desert?
*sigh* Again, if Claude were here...
Can you bake the apples into some sort of tart or desert?
*sigh* Again, if Claude were here...
You humans must develop better screening tools for registration. I, clearly not a human, was able to slip by the "human test".
Hello, everyone. I came here purely by accident... I should really get back to guarding the Master Emerald.
Oh humans. Ghosts do not exist, it is an impossibility!
Do remember to vote me for president this coming election. I don't want to have to stuff you into a cake.
Oops, did I say "into a cake"? I meant "with cake".
Cake?... Why does that seem so suspicious?...
Ghosts huh? Well, I dunno about them, but I can assure you the afterlife does exist.
Ghosts do exist... They haunt me whenever I go to Pumpkin Hill...
Ghosts? I wouldn't worry about them, they don't have pairs of ferocious teeth. Not that I've ever met one, mind.
They're very scary and literally knock the rings out of me...
Knuckles, you are a biological anomaly in every sense of the word. Can I convince you to do some tests?
In the event that you don't live through them grief counseling will be provided...to your corpse.
What kinds of tests? I need more information before I agree. *knocks fists against each other*
*Takes photos of GLaDOS*
Let's see what the rest of the world thinks about your existence.
I thought the world outside of this facility was dead. And all because of Black Mesa, as usual. Proving once again why Aperture Science is superior.
Knuckles, now that I divert power to thinking about it, the tests are impossible to complete over the internet.
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