Thread: give the next poster an item

Thanks, I might need that someday.

v gets some buffalo wings

Omnomnomnomnom.

v gets a tree.

Cool, I'll plant it somewhere.

v Gets wood, lighter fluid, rocks, a missile, 200,000 kg of TNT, Shaymin, Wind Magic, a doomsday device, and a teddy bear.

What...? Am I supposed to make a campfire or something?

v gets a device that gives v the power to use any Pokémon attack or ability at any time.

YES! *The_Doctor used Fly*

v gets a mysterious photograph

Uh...

v gets a permit to do just about anything.

Nice. What to do first? hehehe...

v gets $1,000

*sells it for $1,000* Well, that was pointless.

v gets a machine that puts v into the world of any game.

Yes!! 1940s LA
V Gets a Bugatti Veyron Supersport, 267mph!!

Sweet.

v gets a tree branch

Is this from the tree you just got?

v gets a good idea.

...Brilliant!

v gets a drawing of yourself

... Hey, the nose is all wrong!

v gets the power to do any meme face.

v gets a new meme comic

Oh goodie

V gets a rare candy