Anybody got some funny Pokemon Jokes? If so, post em' here!

Get a Dugtrio and Name it 3Some. Lol.

What's Pikachu's favorite dance?
The electric slide

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Raichu who?
Bless you! Do you need a tissue?

How do you make a Pikablu?
Make a Pikachu hold its breath

Name a low fat Pokémon.

When do you take your Pokémon to the doctor?
When it's Koffing