Thread: fake endless cheat to officially get the azure flute in pokemon platnium

you write a short paragraph that adds onto the last paragraph begin and end EVERY paragraph with an ellipsis except my starter's beginning (...) i'll start:
first you have time travel to a time where pokemon no longer is making new games. then you have to beat every pokemon game ever made in 1 month (except spin-offs and it includes console main series) then you...

Eat a banana while eating another banana while someone looking at you is eating a banana

and then you eat a apple while someone is eating a computer then...

destory the u.s. governmentthus causing the world to explode which means...

your DS will explode which means you'll have to get a new one from...

shigeru miyamoto's mii but to do that you have to...

...create a life-sized sculpture of an amoeba using your bare hands, then...

Destroy that sculpture with a toothpick then you must...