Thread: Edit to win a free Victini ~ Read first post before posting, please.

Originally Posted by Flareth

Aww, Victini, don't cry. Here, have a RageCandyBar. *Victini eats, and becomes enraged that it didn't get pizza and ice cream from BBB, and stomps off*

*Victini arrives at my house* Pizza and ice cream ready Leroy! I knew you'd come back! *hugs Victini and Victini hugs me*

Originally Posted by BoredBeyondBelief

*Victini arrives at my house* I knew you'd come back! I made you pizza and ice cream! They're VERY high in fat!

NOO! Victinis need HEALTHY foods, like apples! *Hands V an apple.*

Originally Posted by Flareth

NOO! Victinis need LETHAL foods, like bombs! *Hands V a bomb.*

Noooo Victini! *Take bomb away, replaces it with giant M&M.* Enjoy, Victini!

Originally Posted by TFSpock

Noooo Victini! *Take bomb away, replaces it with fake M&M.* Enjoy, Victini! *Victini bites down on it, does not approve*

See? People always try to trick you. Now, let's see if I can fix those teeth... don't worry, it won't hurt!

Originally Posted by Flareth

See? People always try to trick you. Now, let's see if I can "alter" those teeth...and vital organs...don't worry, it'll hurt!

*gasps* So, you try to operate on my Leroy? With ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!? HOW COULD YOU? We can't...be... acquaintances...any longer...*sobs*

[/ham]

Well, we must be on our way.

[more ham]

BUT THE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE WILL NEVER. BE. FORGIVEN!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS, I SHALL WREAK MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU IN ALL ITS GLORY!!!

[/more ham]


(It pays to overact.)

Originally Posted by ! Thunder Lord Z

*gasps* So, you try to make me accuse you of operating on your Victini? With ALL WE'VE NEVER BEEN THROUGH!? THANK YOU!! We have...to be... acquaintances...for all time...*sobs*

[/ham]

Well, we must be on our way.

[more ham]

BUT THE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE WILL ALWAYS. BE. FORGOTTEN!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS, VICTINI, I SHALL LET YOU UNLEASH YOUR REVENGE ON ME!!!

[/more ham]

.... I was just trying to fix his cavities, geez.

*Victini does not approve of your over-reacting*

Really? I thought so too! *Runs off*

(OFF TOPIC: When did he get named Leroy?)

Originally Posted by Flareth

.... I was just trying to kill his family, and himself..

*Victini does not approve of death of his family*

Well, sorry, you're gone
*Prepares to shoot V*
*Victini runs off, crying*

You're so evil, I can't believe you did that to V! Don't worry, Alien's here.

Originally Posted by Alien

You're so evil, I can't believe you did that to V! Don't worry, I'm sure IceKyurem will take care of V. *gives V to IceKyurem*

Thank you Alien~ I'll be sure to take good care of V~

Originally Posted by IceKyurem

Thank you Alien~ I'll be sure to give V to a good home like Me!'s~

Thanks IceKyurem. And I will Treasure V like all other legendary pokemon I own! PC Box!

(I think most people call this Vicini "V" right? I named mine on White "Steve". Couldn't think of a name at the time)

-Me!

Originally Posted by Me!

Thanks IceKyurem. And I will imprison V like all other legendary pokemon I own!

-Me!

You are it utmost violation of the Pokelaw, mister. And therefore this Victini of "yours" is now mine and only mine.

Originally Posted by Flareth

.... I was just trying to fix his cavities, geez.

*Victini does not approve of your over-reacting*

Really? I thought so too! *Runs off*

(OFF TOPIC: When did he get named Leroy?)

(No, you were trying to transmogrify is vital organs! And to answer your question, Leroy is actually Victini's game-canon name. BBB coined it, I believe.)

Originally Posted by ! Thunder Lord Z

I am in utmost violation of the Pokelaw, mister. And therefore this Victini of "mine" is now BBB's and only BBB's.

Leroy! *hugs and gives milkshake* I love you Leroy.

(I got the name Leroy in this post. People may call Victini whatever they wish, though.)

Originally Posted by BoredBeyondBelief

Idiot! *slaps and gives hand grenade* I hate your guts.

*Victini runs off crying*

BBB! How could you!? For that I am taking this Victini to paradise, where all hurt Pokemon may live peacefully, come on Leroy, have an ice-cream, raspberry?

Originally Posted by Alien

BBB! How could you!? For that I am taking this Victini to paradise, where all hurt Pokemon may live peacefully, come on Leroy, have an ice-cream, raspberry? *paradise, where all hurt Pokemon may live peacefully explodes* Victini: *cries*

Leroy? What happened to you?! Explosion marks, and bruises... Hmm... I'll teach you how to use a full restore! Come on, Leroy! *Victini looks at me, smiles, and follows me*

Originally Posted by BoredBeyondBelief

Leroy? What happened to you?! Question marks, and a captial M... Hmm... I'll teach you how to use a real Glitchymon!! Come on, Leroy! *Victini looks at BBB, frowns, and follows Flareth*

Now rememer, V, I told you not to use Glitchymon, they f--k up your save file. Here! Have a pet Pikachu!

Originally Posted by Flareth

Now rememer, V, I told you not to use Glitchymon, they f--k up your save file. Here! Have a pet Groudon! *Groudon almost sits on Victini*

Leroy! *throws Victini onto a pillow, and takes the blow, but is saved by Giratina* Leroy, you're safe now.