OK, sorry if this thread's already been made, but here's how the game goes:
I have a Victini. You don't. You have no lazors. No machine guns. No nothing. The only thing you can use against me is a keyboard and a quote button. That's right, a quote button. To succeed in this game, you must manipulate the above poster's post to suit your needs (in this case, to get Victini).
RULES (in Roman numerals, because gratuita latina est optima lingua)
I: You must have some sort of response (as yourself) to the manipulated quote that is at least 5 words long, so the poster below has something to work with.
II: At least 3 of the words from the original post must be kept in the edited quotes (not counting most articles except this, that, and because).
III: If you want to leave a side note that you don't want to be changed, put it in parentheses—although you are not allowed to use them as much as I do.
IV: Try to make the edited scenario a bit unique (if you want the above poster to just give it to you, give a unique reason), and preferably comedic.
V: You may not kill others, "violate" (hint, hint) them, or destroy the universe in the process of taking Victini. That's what Grab the Mew is for. [/pretend I put a pothole to TakeThat here]
VI: As a rule of thumb, try not to introduce any new objects into the game that could serve to promote your agenda.
VII: Although you may not KILL others, you may stun, harm, maim, or even seriously injure them. Hypnotism/mind control may or may not be used, depending on the situation.
VIII: If you give the Victini a name, it must be Leroy/Leeroy :-P. (While the name "George" is not banned entirely, it will be recognized only as an alternative, and you will also be ostracized/sent to the moon.) No exceptions. Just do it.
Try it! (Of course, close it if it's already been made).
Inaugural post (the only part of my post you may change): So, you think you can do this, huh? Well, quit lollygagging and show me!