Thread: Corrupt A Disaster!

Yes, but some of us live in Europe or Canada or Australia or wherever, and besides, the US is already on its way to becoming a craptastic country (in comparison to other countries, like China) anyways.

Oh noez!!! You become perma-banned from the forums because you happen to be a spambot!!!

You were spamming on your secondary account you never use.


Bananas are flooding your house!

I eat all the bananas

AN Asteroid is headed toward Earth

It disintegrates before hitting Earth. Easy.

Oh noez!!! The world is flooding!!!

I pull a plug at the bottom of the sea.

Oh Noez the Earth is headed toward the Sun

Whats that? Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a giant Sunblock! *Absorbs sun*.

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AAAHHHH! The giant sunblock killed the sun!

The sun's death caused a paradox that caused the last two diasters to not happen

Our planet's entire plant supply has run out!

it rains and the plants grow back.

OH NO THE EMPIRE HAS BEEN SPOTTED OVER NEW YORK (you know Star Wars)

Come on, It's just a balloon!


Mikey is ruining the Edit for Victini thread!

Simply, lets ban him from posting!


Oh no! A feather fell into a wormhole, teleporting it to an alien dimension where feathers are evil, causing the aliens to attack the Earth!

The Rebel Fleet arrives to save the world.

The Empire is firing on New York!!

It stops a platoon of bomb-loaded cars!

Yellowstone (a supervolcano) is erupting!

Puts cork on vent

The Death Star has appeared over Earth

The Cork plugging yellowstone is popped and smashes the Death Star.

The Lich King is attacking with the Scourge!

Who's the lich king?

The Death Star blows up the Moon