For those who don't play Spore, I'll explain it to you. There are two guys named Clark, and Stanley. They do the dumbest things and always end up dying. So a first post must say what they are doing, and the second post must say how they die.
Poster 1: Clark and Stanley go to the mall.
Poster 2: The roof collapses on top of them.
Clark and Stanley bake a pie.