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    Default The Blame Game Freak Game

    This was inevitable. Inspired by the sheer whininess of the Pokemon fandom, this game encourages us to come up with the most ludicrous complaints we can muster against Game Freak, or TV Tokyo, or anyone behind Pokemon.

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    Game Freak causes global warming. By creating a bunch of animals that breathe carbon dioxide and poop out methane, they are vastly increasing greenhouse gas emissions on the planet.

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    game freak causes people to degrade their health playing their videogames when they could be reading school textbooks or helping old ladies cross the street.

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    GAMEFREAK RAN OUT OF IDEAS, THEREFORE THEY ARE THE CAUSES OF ALL THINGS BAD IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!! D8

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    Gamefreak is also responsible for Asuma's death, which resulted in Shikamaru becoming homicidal and insane. The reason for this is Hidan, Asuma's killer, is secretly a part of Gamefreak! He programs the pokemon games!
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    GameFreak causes global warming due to games that run on pricey systems that eat loads of energy.
    dA::YT::furaffinity::Yes, I DID claim Gligar.

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    game freak makes gamers look bad in general because of their name.

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    Gamfreak is the reason why our little ten-year old girls dress up like sluts! Have yous een what Dawn wears in Platinum!!

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    Gamefreak encourages apartheid by giving Pokemon different stats, thus forcing them to be grouped into Uber, OU, and UU.

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    Game Freak created the "no-life dork who just does BS" stereotype.

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    Game Freak makes real freaks look bad.

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    Game freak is the cause of fans making fakemon because game freak made Pokemon!
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    Game Freak is Gameboy's dad.

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    game freak is the reason Osama bin laden is still on the run because without their portable games Osama would get bored hiding in Caves.

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    Gamefreak is resposible for hurricane Katrina.
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    Game Freak is responsible for me posting.

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