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    Default !!BEAR CHALLENGE!!

    (copied from this thread on the MSPA forums.)
    NOTE: ANYONE MAY JOIN AT ANY TIME.
    THE BEAR CHALLENGE

    BEARS ARE NATURES MOST DANGEROUS CREATURES
    THEY FEEL NO PAIN, AND ARE VERY HEAVY, MAKING THEM IMMUNE TO NATURE'S 2 DEADLIEST WEAKNESSES
    GROINSHOTS AND SUPLEXES


    BEARS ARE INCREDIBLY TERRITORIAL, AND WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH UNDER EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE


    HOW TO AVOID A BEAR

    • YOU CANNOT RUN, AS THEY ARE TOO FAST
      YOU CANNOT CLIMB TREES, THEY WILL KNOCK THEM DOWN
      YOU CANNOT SWIM AWAY, BEARS ARE EXCELLENT FISHERS AND SWIMMERS
      YOU CANNOT SCARE THEM AWAY
      BEARS FEEL NO FEAR
      NO FEAR WHATSOEVER
      THEY ARE BEARS
      IDIOT



    BEAR CHALLENGE RULES


    UPON ENTERING THE BEAR INFESTED FOREST*, YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO LAST SEVERAL DAYS IN THE FOREST
    BEARS WILL SMELL FEAR, SO REMAIN CALM
    (you will be supplied with a small supply of marijuana: for emergencies)

    YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP A BEARLOG DETAILING YOUR DAILY "ACTIVITIES"

    ACROSS THE 20 ACRE FOREST, THERE ARE 6 DENS
    EACH ONE CONTAINS A BEAR COMMANDER


    the most terrifying beast on the planet.

    ONE FROM THE FAR NORTH, ONE FROM THE TEMPERATE FORESTS, ONE FROM THE MOST DANGEROUS PARTS OF THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK, ONE A GIANT ROBOTIC WATER BEAR, ONE TRAINED IN NINJA ARTS HERALDING FROM THE DEEP BAMBOO FORESTS OF CHINA, AND ALSO A BADGER BECAUSE IT IS PRACTICALLY AN HONORARY BEAR.

    WHEN THE LAST BEAR COMMANDER IS SLAIN, A HELICOPTER WILL DESCEND, READY TO EVACUATE YOU FOR YOUR SAFETY, AS BY THIS POINT THE BEARS WILL BE INCREDIBLY ENRAGED.
    WE'RE NOT USUALLY BIG ON SAFETY.
    THAT'S HOW DANGEROUS THE BEARS WILL BECOME.

    YOUR PRIZE FOR COMPLETION OF THE CHALLENGE WILL BE A LIFE-TIME SUPPLY OF SALMON, ONE MILLION DOLLARS, AND ONE OF THE FEW SAMMY THE GIANT TEDDY BEARS EVER MADE, BEFORE THEY WERE RECALLED FOR SUFFOCATING SMALL CHILDREN, AND CRUSHING BEDS UNDER THEIR MASSIVE WEIGHT.


    IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS CHALLENGE IF YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR IT.



























    Godspeed.
    Last edited by Kyumorph; 28th February 2012 at 01:05 PM.

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    So in.
    That's nice.

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    ...In?

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    In.

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    Here we go.

    BEAR LOG DAY 1
    That's nice.

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    In. I want that teddy bear. >:|

    Last edited by Karamazov; 24th February 2012 at 12:20 PM.

    "Playing around?" Wrong.

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    Let the games begin.

    BEARLOG DAY 1

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    So in.

    Bear Log: Day One

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    Everyone has had a crush on Hips. :B

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    Bear log: Day One

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    BEAR LOG DAY 2

    That's nice.

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    Bear Log: Day Two


    "Playing around?" Wrong.

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    Bear log: Day two
    Last edited by crystallineEntropy; 25th February 2012 at 05:42 PM.

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    Bear Log: Day 1

    FCs- HG: 4426 5257 0152 Pt: 0131 7157 4821 W: 3095 6620 2000 W2: 1851 0568 6600

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    Bear Log: Day Troi


    "Playing around?" Wrong.

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    Default Re: !!BEAR CHALLENGE!!

    There are no Australian bears, silly.

    Unless you are referring to the infamous drop bear, but they are actually part of the Koala family, technically not a bear.
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