^ simply must be a stalker.
Plz dont tell any1 mah sehcret
^ Had my passport cancelled.
^ Confused a warp-matrix flux capacitor with a self-stealing stem bolt. Seriously?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
For the never-changing ever-staying Charizard avatar
^ made people go blind with sparkles
^ is in league with ^^ and ^^^
They're pretending to usher in an area of bishie megane dominance but actually want to drown the world in crushed glass. They will cause all males to wear glasses and then use an ear splitting scream to shatter them all.
^ poked me in the face.
Friend Code: 4554-0298-0399. Friend Safari: Emolga, Stunfisk, Manectric.
^ says sorry too much