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    We were busy saving the world

    Cyrus! You didn't do you homework!

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    TIME AND SPACE IS MINE. I have no need to do homework.
    JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

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    Of course I didn't, I was busy warding off fans.

    Harry Potter, you did not do your homework!
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    I was to busy raping your reality.

    MR.ROGGLESHNOCHER-RUSSIA-THING-MIBOBBER-....TIT, you did not do your homework.

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    I ate it!

    MONEY, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

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    I flushed it down the toilet.

    YOSHI, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
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    It's really hard to do homework when you're carrying a whiny little baby around everywhere.

    ASH, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
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    Pikachu told me to avoid homework because he's more important.

    PAC-MAN, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

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    He's too busy stealing food for his family!

    BED INTRUDER, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?

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    I was too busy stealing your lamp.

    DANCING BANNANA, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

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    Actually, I DID do my homework, but here's what happened. I had just completed the assignment and was heading into the kitchen to obtain a beverage. En route, however, I tripped on a dog toy and stumbled around before crashing into the window, shattering it into pieces. Thankfully, I escaped without injury, but at that moment, a very fast-moving vehicle sped past outside, and the wind it created sucked the homework out the window, whereupon it was snatched by a passing eagle. The eagle flew across the state, back to its nest, intending to use the homework to help fortify its nest. However, this particular eagle was somewhat short-sighted and therefore did not see the oncoming airplane until it was able to get all too good of a feel for the windshield. Upon the eagle's demise, the homework fell from its talons. In midair, it collided with a flock of geese, and was crumpled into a small ball by the flapping of their wings. When the homework came to the ground, it was caught by a juggler in the midst of his act, who did not seem aware of the fact that an additional sphere was added to his load. About three quarters of the way through the act, however, a gang of hecklers, all of whom possessed a particularly strong hatred for this juggler, set fire to a pile of rotten tomatoes, and began flinging the fruit flambé at the juggler. Abandoning any pretense of dignity, the juggler screamed and fled the stage, carrying all of the spheres he used with him, including the homework. The gathered crowd screamed and dispersed as the flaming tomatoes ignited the stage. The juggler was then hit by the oncoming fire truck, and his balls (the ones he juggled, you sick perverts) rolled all over the road; the homework rolled into an open manhole, and began floating down the sewers. After an hour, it was discovered by a colony of demented sewer rats who fished it out and hailed it as their king. Not long afterwards, however, the rats got into a fight with a rival colony of mutant goldfish, all of whom were incorrectly presumed dead when flushed, and grew to unusual sizes in the sewers. The rats relied on the wisdom of their king to guide them through; as a result, the mutant goldfish killed the entire colony of rats, and one of the fish swallowed the homework whole. The goldfish then began swimming all over the sewers, in celebration of their victory. The one that had swallowed the homework, however, took a wrong turn and wound up in a lake. Not long afterwards, a fisherman hooked the goldfish and took it home, where he gutted it for dinner, then discovered the homework within. Before he could do more than wonder why there was a crumpled ball of paper in the fish's stomach, a serial killer broke into the man's house, and killed him. Before leaving, he noticed the homework, and thinking it might contain some sort of secret, highly confidential information of some kind, he took it with him. The serial killer fled America upon learning that the cops were tripling their efforts to find him, and found himself in Austrailia. However, he had too much to drink the night he arrived and inadvertantly disclosed his identity to a local barkeeper, who promptly called the cops. As he was being transported back to America, he went into the bathroom on board their boat and prepared to uncrumple and read the homework. Before he could, however, the boat rocked unexpectedly, knocking the homework out the window, where a passing seagull caught hold of it and brought it back to its nest. For the next three months, that crumpled ball of paper served as part of the seagull nest. Then came the hurricane. The seagulls fled as their nest was destroyed almost instantly, and the homework was carried on the wind, until it fell into the chimney of some guy in Michigan. It landed in the fireplace, in which there was mercifully no fire at the moment. The owner came home, found the paper in the fireplace, but as he picked it up, he promptly suffered a fatal heart attack. At the morgue, the homework was removed from the corpse's hand. The medical examiner uncrumpled the paper, and was confused to find some random person's homework. Shrugging, she threw it in the incinerator, which turned out to be broken that day. A rat in the building was scoping the busted incinerator for food, and swallowed the homework whole. Not long after, the rat was caught by an animal-loving astronaut, who named it "Pete". Pete then accompanied his owner on a flight to the moon. En route, Pete took a dump in zero gravity, which consisted entirely of the homework. As his owner reached for the paper, the shoddily built rocket ship they were riding upon exploded spontaneously. Pete and his owner were killed, but the last anyone saw of the homework, it was hurtling into deep space.

    RANDOM BURGER KING EMPLOYEE, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

    WITH A MUSTACHE!

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    I don't work at Burger King!

    DR.OCTAGONAPUS, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
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    BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!

    CHICKEN, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

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    I'm dead! I was blasted by Dr.Octagonapus! Remember?

    HORSE, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
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    I was too busy horsing around. *rimshot*

    COLONEL WANG, you didn't do your homework! And can I touch you?
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    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
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    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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