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    39. Osama won tickets to the new Harry Potter movie this year in a radio raffle.

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    40. Everyone found out that it was actually Osama who hacked the PSN, thus leading to his death.

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    41. He hosted a party and invited various world leaders to attend.

    42. He showed up on the Marking Map Poketch App.
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    43. He was driving around the country with his licence plate saying "BinLadn"

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    44: The cartoony neon sign that said, "Bin Laden Lives Here"
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    45. He lost a bar bet against a guy and had to tell him where he lived. The guy then told the US army.
    I reserve the right to randomly sign my messages.
    My 3rd Medalist Pokemon was Magikarp, and it earned that position alone with no other species.
    I have too many Bouncekarp.

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    46. Some kid in Ohio looked up "Osama Bin Laden's House" on Google Maps.


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    He went on a public dating show and won a date with Michelle Obama.

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    48. A purchase from the Wii Shop Channel was made by Osama, consisting of both Paper Mario and The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

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    49. The Jedi Warriors from The Men Who Stare at Goats saw where he was.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    50. Someone clicked on 'view area' on Osama's pokedex entry.

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    51. Osama had a severe case of diarhea a week before his capture, and was literally leaving a trail everywhere with his shit. Needless to say, that didn't turn out pretty. (For him.)

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    52. He rented a bunch of movies On-Demand, and it showed up on his bill. The US government was able to track his credit cards that he used to find him.


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    53. Osama secretly had the "baddest" breath of 'em all after hiding out in that one condo place for so long, so whenever he was forced to answer the door (wife and kids take him for a runthole :P), whoever was on the other side ran the hell away before he even opened the shit. Eventually, his notoriety grew so vehemently huge that even the US government learned of it, so they sent a squadron wearing gas masks to his apartment.

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    54. Osama entered an online Pokemon tournament with an Electrode, Golem, and Gigalith, all knowing the move Self-destruct, and his character was named
    "OsamaBL" and president Obama happened to be his random match-up opponent!


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