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    21. Osama decided to broadcast himself on the radio: "Hello, citizens, I am speaking to you from [location]. Please look for me now!"
    22. Osama held a raffle: "First person to find me gets this free egg beater!"
    23. Osama left a clearly visible trail wherever he went.
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    24. bin Laden walked into a random buildig disguised as a random actor, but his accidentally got out of character. Bad idea, Laden!
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    25. Bin Laden made an account here and trolled everybody. Unfortunately, he accidentally gave his name and location, and everybody hated him by then.
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    26. Osama was reported to collaborate on a new song with Justin Bieber. Wow, both of America's most hated guys working together, huh? XD

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    Osama left his facebook logged in with privacy settings off, so it said exactly where he was.
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    28: He touched a doorknob and the police traced him. . . to Starbucks!
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    29. Harley had a grudge on him and knew where he was.
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    30. Osama liked to play his sax every Friday at various strip joints in the central area of Michigan.

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    31. Osama Bin Laden bought an iPhone.

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    32: The people who found his hideout were actually looking for Carmen Sandiego.
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    33. Bin Laden thought he could trust Ash with his location...
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    34. Osama marketed a new product: "The Bin Laden Tracker! Find Osama anywhere, anytime!"
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    35. Osama made a track with T-Pain to promote the autotune.

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    36: He started using homing pigeons to deliver messages. The SEALS just followed them back home.
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    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    37: His iPhone tracked him.

    38: He held public book reviews.

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