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    Default 1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

    Simple game. Here's how it works.

    Starting to 1, we have to get to reason 1001. We list various, rediculous, stupid, funny, and clever reasons as to why Osama bin Laden was found. But here are some rules:

    - No racism.

    - No racist jokes. If you have doubts if it is or isn't racist, then it probably is.

    - Nothing offensive or inappropriate.

    - No flaming.

    - Don't copy a reason. Tweeking it by a bit is acceptible, though.

    - Any single post can contain any amount of reasons.

    - If you need an example of this game, refer to this group.

    I was given the okay for making this game by $aturn and rayne, so they'll most likely edit this post to include anything they wish. Once we reach the goal, I'll have this thread closed at the last reason.

    So, let's get the list going~!



    1. Osama bought a new digital camera, swapped it with an old one, and tried to return it.

    2. Osama tried to green-light his new show, The Fresh Prince of al-Qaeda.

    3. Osama tweeted that his favorite comedian was Jeff Dunham's puppet, Achmed.

    4. Osama's cover of the Rebecca Black song Friday made the charts in Germany.

    5. Osama was spotted in a recent Where's Waldo? book.

    6. A user by the PGL Nickname, "TrainerbinLaden" was seen in the Pokémon Dream World as soon as it launched worldwide.
    Last edited by Dr. GM; 8th May 2011 at 01:50 PM.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

    In 2011, homosexuals are allowed in the u.s. army. in 2011 osama bin laden was killed. bitches get stuff done ;)

    not exactly what you meant, but still true ;)

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

    Yeah, that one's very not-cool. ^^; Try going for funny instead.
    Like this:

    7. Osama tried to market his own brand of soda, but it became a commercial failure.
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

    7. enables location on his tweets
    That's a very nice post you have there...

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zhwoobatte View Post
    7. enables location on his tweets
    This. Good example right here.

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    8. Well, when he wrote to the royal family requesting to be invited to the wedding, he had to put an address on the envelope. Bad idea, bin Laden.
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

    Dammit, I can't think of funny ones...

    9. HAX
    10. Uri Geller used his "powers".

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    10. Footage of a crazy bin Laden at Spring Break 2011 exists.

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    11. Having no internet access and only a couple of wives there, bin Laden got really bored and ordered some porn from the local video store and thus giving away his location.

    Damn bin Laden, there are times for watching porn and times for avoiding it.

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    12. Osama auditioned for the lead role in Inception.

    13. Osama was the host of America's Funniest Home Videos for a short while.

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    16.Because a letter addressed to him went wrong and got sent to Obama instead, and the envelope had his address on it.

    We've had multiples with the same number I counted all previous to get this number.
    I reserve the right to randomly sign my messages.
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    17. he signed up for bmgf and put his actual location.
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    18. He arranged his flowers to spell:
    "OBL
    Al-Qaeda Leader"
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    I have too many Bouncekarp.

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    19.Forgot to log off of his Facebook account at the public library.
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt.Pepper's View Post
    19.Forgot to log off of his Facebook account at the public library.
    20. was at the public library.
    That's a very nice post you have there...

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