Thread: The ^ < V Game

In a way.

^ Isn't my cookie
< White tea + gummy bears = not good
V Thinks Pikachu is sooo kyuut Who'j a Pikachu yesh you ij d'aww!

^ D'aww yesh of coursee!
< I seriously want to meet Dave Grohl. Just this sudden desire, no big deal or anything.
v Always forgets to text people back.

^ Is wrong about that because
< never uses her phone anyway (and only recently learned it could text)
V's phone
isn't made out of bone
or scone
or someone named Joan

^ Correct
< Psyched for the 5th gen pokemon, new part of team pseudo Fo-shoe
v agrees

Um... sure, I agree that ^ is psyched?
< Feels more meh
V Has vampire acrobatic skills... whether or not V is a vampire

^ No, nor am I a vampire.
<Has an Eevee cursor :3
V Can splice pokemon

^ is incorrect
< preparing to hunker down again
V laughs at Southerners because of their handling of weather

^I just laugh period.
< Been chasing after the Olympic torch for the past hour. I thought it would be more memorable.
v Enjoys chasing things.

^ is wrong.
Oh a shiny ball. brb it's rolling away.

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< will remember not to chase shiny balls large enough to block the exhaust vents of thermo-nuclear reactors. (or chase them into such areas for that matter)

V may want to stay a couple miles away from me lest they want a healthy green glow.

^ is a fan of cats
< thinks that she'll go back to school next week
V still owns an original Game Boy

^ is right except,
< loaned it to a friend which prevents < from
loaning it to V for any oldskool gaming purposes.

^ Doesn't have 4 schwillion posts on Bulbagarden
< Played Fort Aspenwood a bunch today
< Likes Wheaties, but not that Wheaties FUEL stuff
V Has tasted Wheaties FUEL

^ NEVER.
< Planning things and such.
v Has tomorrow off!

^Incorrect, but I wish.
<Has next week off.
V is in some way bored at the moment.

^ Is wrong about that
< Isn't doing the Noodle Dance, but just ate some noodles
V Likes the word "gunge"