Thread: JOEYS RATTATA VS MEW,MEWTWO,LUGIA,HO-OH AND EVERY OTHER LEGENDARY

SO WHO SHALL WIL THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE GODS JOEY RATTATA WHO HE LOVES TO PHONE PEOPLE ABOUT CLAMING ITS THE BEST RATTATA EVER OR ALL THE LEGENDARYS?

Joey's Ratatta.

Rattata for sure. He's different from other Rattata. It's like he's in the top percentage of Rattata, man. No contest.

Joey's Ratttata is in the top percent of Rattata.

Pikablu wins Rattata.

Pikablu is a Pokegod, and evolves from Arceus with a Mist Stone 365 times taking the S.S. Anne and then driving the truck around Isshu while wearing shorts. Professor Oak will attack you but it will say "Imposter Oak attacks" and then you fight GHOST and kills everyone while the Unown say creepy messages like WE SAW YOU BROWSING DIRTY WEBSITES YESTERDAY AND WE LIKED THEM PLEASE SHOW US AGAIN NEXT TIME (isn't that creepy?) but Arceus uses them to revive everyone and then it says "Arceus is evolving!" and it evolves into Pikablu which is GOD/WATER/ELECTRIC and knows BROCKBROCK which can OHKO Joey's Rattata.

So the Legendary Pokemon win, as Pikablu is a Pokegod and a Legendary.

Wouldn't it be funny if instead of "Legendary Pokemon", the fandom actually ended up using "Pokegods" instead? It's most likely the mayor noticeable difference of you waking up in the Cyrusverse.

Oddish ran out of PP, so to make a little sense of this post, I'll say that everytime that Joey calls you about how strong his RattataRaticate is, it's actually because he's happy of just having won a battle against a random trainer.
So maybe his RattataRaticate isn't that great as he thinks, but among the trainers of his area that RattataRaticate is boss and "top percentage".

I'll just leave this here:

Didn't you hear? Joey's Rattata is the top percentage of Rattata. It's just like regular Rattata but vastly superior.

By logic, all the legends combined. For the lulz, Joey's Rattata.

I'm just wondering where his Rattata is, since his Raticate is pretty damn meager.

Maybe he doesn't want to use it in battles, for he fears that to unleash such a force upon the Earth would surely doom us all.

His Rattata. Duh. Chuck Norris trained it!

Joey's Ratatta, duh. Don't you know that it's in, like, the top percentage of Ratatta? Hands-down winner every time.

SO I HEARD CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?

Hahaha oh this is fantastic!
But seriously...it may be the best goddam purple rodent to grace the Pokeverse, but its still just a freakin Rattata.
Shaymin could fart and OHKO it.

The Rattata, 'cause it has F.E.A.R. on its side.

Joey's Rattata. I'm afraid of how powerful that kid could become if he caught any more pokemon. You know, he called me yesterday, and said he'd almost caught a Pidgey! Oh, it was sooooooo close, too! Red, Lance, Cynthia, Steven: all would tremble in fear at the might of Joey's team.