Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

View Poll Results: Which Pokemon has the best Facial Hair?

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  • Alakazam

    15 36.59%
  • Swalot

    9 21.95%
  • Whiscash

    7 17.07%
  • Sealeo

    7 17.07%
  • Kricketune

    6 14.63%
  • Probopass

    11 26.83%
  • Emboar

    11 26.83%
  • Samurott

    15 36.59%
  • Stoutland

    10 24.39%
  • Jellicent

    9 21.95%
  • Beartic

    5 12.20%
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    Default Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    The battle only implies to the appearance of the Pokemon namely its beard/mustache.

    So which Pokemon has the best of these facial hair?

    Is it:

    Alakazam, the psychic wise one with two spoons?


    Swalot, the sexy version of Muk?


    Wishcash, the herp derp fish?


    Sealeo, the ice type with a warm heart?


    Krickitune, the high school musical bug?


    Probobass, the rock with overgrown pubic nostril hair?


    Emboar, the third firefighter of a long-line of firefighters?


    Samurott, the Octillary/Dragonite of this generation?


    Stoutland, man's best friend?


    Jellicent, the Pokemon Pringles?


    Beartic, the polar bear...?


    (This is my attempt of making the thread funny. If its not funny please don't be mean about it I tried)

    If I left out anyone that's because I'm lazy :D so instead enjoy the current Pokemon who are participating.
    Last edited by 투 애니원; 27th June 2011 at 05:56 AM.

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    Well, my first pick is surprising and totally unbiased. Alright, you got me. Emboar, you are the best, with your flaming beard, monstrous attack (low speed? there's trick room for that!) and awesome looks. You aren't a plain cute Pokémon, nor are you a sleek, plain cool Pokémon, you aren't even one of the plain badass monsters, you're instead a great mix of the three. Fire/Fighting? Who cares, it's a good reason for those who have always chose fire Pokémon to try something else. Hatin' on the typing is lame, in my opinion.

    Alright, let's step down in my bias scale. Since we can vote for multiple Pokémon, I may as well make a few more picks!

    Samurott. Its beard is neat, and totally fits its seasoned Samurai warrior theme, the theme alone being pretty good. Battle wise, he's average when looking at the raw stats, but pure Water types are very solid and his moveset is quite fine, so, at least ingame, my female (derp) Samurott gets to kick some ass. But I digress.

    Then there's no spoon Alakazam, one of the gen I speed demons. Sure, a well placed physical hit can pwn it, but its Sp. Def isn't too shabby and don't get me started on its Sp. Atk and Speed. Good moveset, handsome moustache, sweet colours. A rather easy pick.

    Now, the rest of the Pokémon are pretty even, I like them all. If Sealeo was Walrein, I might have spotlighted it too, but that's not the case.

    TL;DR: My votes go to Emboar, Samurott and Alakazam

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    Is there something about Moustached Pokemon battles that make them popular? This is the third contest so far! However, the others have different choices. The first two are: Kricketune vs Burungeru vs Swalot vs Probopass vs Murando vs...etc... & http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/f458/battle-pok%C3%A9staches-106662/.

    Well, anyway, Probopass, Samurott, Alakazam and Kricketune are my favourite of the bunch, because...

    • Probopass' inspiration struck me as amazing, especially as an evolution. It has some fun quirks as well, like being one of the few Pokemon who can take advantage of Power Gem and Sturdy + Pain Split at Level 2.
    • Samurott is a samurai otter that pleasantly surprised me because of the unexpected evolution. Luckily, he still has the ability to use Razor Shells!
    • Alakazam has so many super-human qualities (like super intelligence and teleportation) that make him worth his moustache.
    • Kricketune is a musician-lookalike.


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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    My favorite of them all is Emboar. First, he has one of the cutest pre-pre-evolution ever, so that's a big plus. He also has great moves like Flare Blitz and Head Smash. It's even better with its hidden ability, Reckless. He also have a great design who easily strikes fear into his ennemies. I chose it as my starter in White, and that was a really good choice.

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    It's a tie between Emboar and Alakazam for me, but if I had to choose only one, I'd go with Alakazam because I think it's stronger than Emboar.


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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    I personally vote for Jellicent because it reminds of Pringles. Mmmm Pringles...

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    Probopass is my favorite in design. It's cry is awesome and it has served me well in my Platinum Team. I also like Alakazam and Samurott, but not as much as him.
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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    Thank God it's a multiple choice as I can't decide between Emboar, Beartic ( Elemental beards are awesome,atleast in theory) and Stoutland for the Mustache.

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    I thought that Beartic's beard was supposed to be icicle tusks at first - still can't decide if I'm disappointed with getting an ice beard instead.

    Anyway, I've been getting really fond of Samurott recently, so he's my favorite among these in general, going by his design and my experience with him in the games. As for the facial hair, Probopass still has the best mustache.

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    Poor Krickitune. I guess he'll sing his way through sadness.

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    My vote goes to Swalot. Its a giant purple blob that can eat anything.

    Also, I made a similar contest to this.

    Jellicent is my second favorite.

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    I like alakazam because its a psychic type and looks real cool with spoons..
    But where is arcanine??
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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    Probopass can be seen as a stereotypical jew, so that has some awesome to it.

    Whiscash wins just for your post about it!

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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    Emboar - it's got A BEARD OF FIRE!
    How awesome is that?

    Samurott - The mustache makes it look like some kind of badass Shogun.

    Jellicent - I'm only voting for Jellicent 'cos it looks like Mr. Pringles.
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    Default Re: Battle of the Mustache/Bearded Pokemon!

    I trained a kriketune for the mustache. Just sayin'


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